If you’re ever around kids for any extended period of time – or even a not so extended period of time – you’ll observe firsthand they come up with some interesting, unique, hysterical and brutally honest observations about the world as they perceive it. My own offspring are no exception. When I find myself grinning or pondering something they’ve said, I jot it down, to remember, reminisce and share with others, here. (And perhaps to use as leverage at a later date.)
• Our always-appropriate son asked my husband and me, “What do you get when you breed a bulldog with a Shih Tzu?” It took a moment for our brains to leap where his had already gone, but the answer to his little “joke” amounted to a double parent sigh.
• We watched a documentary on the origin of domesticated animals and one son asked, “If the first dogs were wolves, how in the heck did that turn into a wiener dog?”
• As an equal petportunity household, we give plenty of brain time to cats, as one child demonstrated when he said, “I wish people were like cats, because then we’d have nine lives and we wouldn’t have to worry about dying if we jumped off a bridge or high building without a parachute.”
Beds, bedrooms, sleep and sleepovers
• When our youngest was about 5, I found him lying awake on his bed – very still, very quiet and very uncharacteristic. When I asked him what he was doing, he was fairly succinct. “Just thinking ‘bout my ‘magination.”
• Another son had a big week – and weekend – with games, tests, homework and play performances. By Sunday night, he was exhausted, although he understood school awaited him on Monday morning. “It’s going to be a long two days tomorrow,” he said.